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IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY morning, seven years ago. I bundled
our son into his car seat and we set off for the babysitter. At the end of the
driveway, I turned left and headed down the grid road. Karl, an astute
five-year-old, said, "Dad, the road to the babysitter is a right turn. Why did
we go left?"
I smiled indulgently. "We're going to take a shortcut and
use the summer road, son." I checked the rear-view mirror to catch his
reaction. Karl thought for a second, then furrowed his little brow.
"I don't think that's a good idea, Dad. The snow will be too
deep."
With the smug, self-confident style of a southern preacher,
I delivered my sermon. "Nonsense, Karl. We're not driving Mom's little Honda -
we're in a man's vehicle. Our four-wheel-drive Suburban is king when it comes
to handling Mother Nature. Just you wait and see."
We didn't have to wait long. We reached the end of the grid
road as the headlights illuminated a weathered sign, "Summer Road, use at your
own risk."
"Here we go, son," I said excitedly, switching the
transmission into four by four. I'd just bought the truck in the fall, and this
would be its first good workout.
"You see, Karl," I said, gunning the engine for effect, "you
just need the right equipment to do the job!"
At that precise moment, the equipment failed. The truck
shuddered to a stop, the engine sputtered and died. Flustered, I cranked the
motor once, twice, and glanced at the fuel gauge. Empty.
"Daa-aad! I told you the snow was too deep." Peering from
beneath a floppy-eared toque, Karl's angelic little face betrayed a look of
disgust and exasperation.
"No problem, son. We'll be out of here in a jiffy." I hopped
out and promptly sank to my knees in the gleaming drifts. A quick survey
confirmed we were 40 yards up the summer road, stuck axle-deep in snow, and out
of gas.
The wind picked up, tossing angry swirls of snow that
threatened to extinguish the dimming headlights. I scrambled back behind the
wheel feeling like a shipwrecked sailor awaiting the inevitable end.
"What now, Dad?" Pangs of guilt flooded me. How could I have
been so stupid? No shovel. No cell phone. Now we needed help, but who else
would be crazy enough to venture down this road in the dead of winter?
Suddenly the glare of 10 million foot-candles lit up half
the countryside. As I turned to shield my eyes, the distinctive sound of a 1947
International diesel tractor pierced the frigid air. Out of the blinding light
came a figure carrying our life preserver - a steel tow chain. My rescuer was
decked out in full snowmobile gear. By the red beard jutting from beneath his
hood, I knew it was my neighbour, Brad.
"The summer road, Mark? What were you thinking?" He turned
to Karl, who was staring up at the big man. "You know, son, I've pulled many
teenagers out of here. But I'd think your poppa would have a little more
sense."
Karl pursed his lips, gazed my way and grunted, "Yeah, Dad."
That morning, I learned a couple of things:
1) Road signs are there for a reason.
2) If you have to eat crow, try it with a slice of humble
pie.
- MARK BEHREND
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